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Spontaneous Derivation's First Baby Podcast

My very first Podcast. Done with no extra equipment apart from my MacBook Pro, which has a decent internal microphone and comes with GarageBand. I even generated a happy little jingle. Or a weird little jingle. The initial baseline needs more boost, I know.

This podcast is only five minutes (and a bit) long, but is enough for an introduction for me, a little tiny bit for my website, and my podcasts.

The process of recording was fun, but took some time to do. And I can definitely say that they aren’t kidding when writers script the talk shows: you can only talk coherently with prepared material in front of you (which I did do).

AND I promise to get a good microphone, really!

In addition, Mary at Thingymablog for the five random facts about yourself ring. My answers are in the podcast. I proceed to tag the following folks:

So enjoy! It’s 8 minutes or so, short and sweet. And you’ll also find out about my dreams about Sherlock Holmes.

And yes, that’s my voice. No, I’m not doped up on cough medicine. Well, okay, maybe I am doped up on five cups of Tension Tamer tea.

Here’s an embed for the website:

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Here’s the direct link:

Spontaneous Derivation’s First Baby Podcast

WGA Strike: This About Sums Up the Week

Blogging: I’m going to try this podcasting thing

As I was reading Arcady and Zene: A Decent Christmas out loud to myself–which I always do during my revisions, as it’s a great way to catch awkward phrasing–I realized a couple things.

My voice, it’s got a carrying quality to it that people oft complain about. My voice is also pitched pretty low for a woman, but that appears to make it carry all the better.

I read out loud pretty well–with fiction, I do my best to vary my voice range, and add in personality to the character voices. Not professional work by any means, but I didn’t stumble much, probably because I knew this short little work inside and out.

I write decently, according to folks who have no interest in boosting my ego (i.e., not my friends, who I would never ask to beta for that reason alone).

My Arcady and Zene pieces are either very short (1500 words) or broken up into short segments, so I shouldn’t wear myself out if I were to, say, read them out loud for an audience.

Like, say, a podcast.

And given that I can’t draw, and we humans love visual and audio, this would be a… dare I say it… unique(ish) twist.

Now I must attempt to learn how to podcast. This’ll be a learning experience and hopefully fun.

Blogging: I'm going to try this podcasting thing

As I was reading Arcady and Zene: A Decent Christmas out loud to myself–which I always do during my revisions, as it’s a great way to catch awkward phrasing–I realized a couple things.

My voice, it’s got a carrying quality to it that people oft complain about. My voice is also pitched pretty low for a woman, but that appears to make it carry all the better.

I read out loud pretty well–with fiction, I do my best to vary my voice range, and add in personality to the character voices. Not professional work by any means, but I didn’t stumble much, probably because I knew this short little work inside and out.

I write decently, according to folks who have no interest in boosting my ego (i.e., not my friends, who I would never ask to beta for that reason alone).

My Arcady and Zene pieces are either very short (1500 words) or broken up into short segments, so I shouldn’t wear myself out if I were to, say, read them out loud for an audience.

Like, say, a podcast.

And given that I can’t draw, and we humans love visual and audio, this would be a… dare I say it… unique(ish) twist.

Now I must attempt to learn how to podcast. This’ll be a learning experience and hopefully fun.

Looking at the Death Clock: So How Long You Gonna Last?

According to Warren Ellis, his Death Clock won’t alarm until 2058, which gives us all another 51 years of his redoubtable wisdom.

My Death Clock claims I have 67 more years on this earth. Which unfortunately does not sound like very much (and means that me and Warren are probably closer in age than I originally thought, which gives me the shivers).

Actually, l’ horloge d’ mort gives you a slightly random year of death with each click, though it still takes into account BMI, smoking, etc to restrict your range of possible death years.

So when does 死の時計 claim you leave for the fields beyond our ken?

An Offering to My Readers

“What can I give my readers that’s unique(ish), that will bring them back for more?”

It’s a question that troubles many a blogger, professional or not. What focus do you have? Are you just another “writing advice” blog, of which there are already many, in fact entire websites devoted to the cause? Where’s your individual voice? Have you got one?

So I’ve thought about this.

And I decided that what I can offer mainly is a blog about a journey to becoming a Writer. Of course, I’m not totally sure how I’m going to do this when faced with a rather vexing roadblock to going officially professional, but perhaps that just means this will be a unique journey, but hopefully one with elements everyone can identify with.

Fortunately I have already started with a post about my own influences.

Other areas I will cover:

  • Thoughts about Sherlock Holmes and House, M.D., which is a relatively unique(ish) niche and not a topic I thought I’d spend a lot of time on, but sometimes destiny is thrust upon ye. No fan fiction, I promise.
  • My stories, some of which will be nowhere else. Arcady and Zene may spend the rest of their lives on this blog after all.
  • Bits of my experiences of life, as a constant outsider looking in.

In summary, I’ll be offering you me. And that’s the best that any blogger can do. I hope I am to your taste; or at least that I amuse you.

SAG President to WGA: “Your Fight is Our Fight”

Dear Writers Guild of America Members,

I am writing to you on behalf of 120,000 proud members of Screen Actors Guild who stand with you in solidarity as your strike continues. We believe that now more than ever, we must remain strong and even more committed to achieving our common objectives. We are proud to walk shoulder-to-shoulder with you and SAG will be there for as long as it takes.

Your fight is our fight. [more]

This is very good news: even if the DGA steps out of the line, the SAG will stand with the WGA, which will make both bargaining positions stronger.

I personally think the DGA will be able to negotiate come January, and perhaps make a good deal for all three guilds. If not, there could be blood in the water for quite some time.

SAG President to WGA: "Your Fight is Our Fight"

Dear Writers Guild of America Members,

I am writing to you on behalf of 120,000 proud members of Screen Actors Guild who stand with you in solidarity as your strike continues. We believe that now more than ever, we must remain strong and even more committed to achieving our common objectives. We are proud to walk shoulder-to-shoulder with you and SAG will be there for as long as it takes.

Your fight is our fight. [more]

This is very good news: even if the DGA steps out of the line, the SAG will stand with the WGA, which will make both bargaining positions stronger.

I personally think the DGA will be able to negotiate come January, and perhaps make a good deal for all three guilds. If not, there could be blood in the water for quite some time.

Robert J. Elisberg: WGA Strike Primer

For an in-depth look at the issues behind the strike, from a knowledgeable perspective, see Robert J. Elisberg: WGA Strike Primer: Understanding Misunderstanding – Entertainment on The Huffington Post:

Make no mistake, even an early strike is horrific for everyone concerned. No one wins during a strike. The hope is that both sides win once it’s over.

Yet the deep misunderstandings continue. And one most of all. But first, it’s important to follow the path of misunderstandings.

Alexander Pope’s warning is sage, “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.” Indeed, people with limited information often think themselves expert, and it’s that crevice where they fall into trouble.

Most outside observers drop into this hole. Unfortunately, the issues in this negotiation are intricate and arcane. One word can make a universe of difference. (Truly. Remember those infamous six ultimatums by the AMPTP? The only demand they care about — the sixth one they never mention — is that writers change “distributor’s” gross to “producer’s.” Distributor’s gross is money. Producer’s gross is words. Few “experts” are remotely aware of this one-word, essential point.)

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House, M.D.: 12 Days of Christmas

I knew I had seen this somewhere before, and finally found it at Deviant Art:

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