Now at 3,721 words.
This should be recognizable to some:
In the hallway stood a tall boy dressed primly in an old-fashioned waistcoat and jacket, dark hair slicked back, his trousers creased sharply as if by the trouser presses of doom.
For some reason this amuses me:
“I would be happy to give ear to it, my dear lady, for it seems tonight is for secrets amongst conspirators for better causes in the world.”
Notable notes:
Out of 3,721 words, over 900 come from the dialogue of one character in four.
ETA: A graph!
ETA: A graph that shows I can count and stuff!
ETa: And count in the right direction!
