Now at 3,721 words.
This should be recognizable to some:
In the hallway stood a tall boy dressed primly in an old-fashioned waistcoat and jacket, dark hair slicked back, his trousers creased sharply as if by the trouser presses of doom.
For some reason this amuses me:
“I would be happy to give ear to it, my dear lady, for it seems tonight is for secrets amongst conspirators for better causes in the world.”
Out of 3,721 words, over 900 come from the dialogue of one character in four.
ETA: A graph!
ETA: A graph that shows I can count and stuff!
ETa: And count in the right direction!