Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in 15 Minutes

Cleolinda has done a wonderful Movies in 15 Minutes parody of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and it’s managed to make me laugh out loud more than once, which is something of an accomplishment right now.

Several excerpts from my favorite scenes (but there are so many!):

Weasley & Weasley’s Plot Point Emporium

FRED (OR GEORGE): Wouldn’t it be awful if someone used our Instant Darkness Powder to infiltrate Hogwarts, thus leading to the death of Professor Dumbledore instead of just a harmless prank?
GEORGE (OR FRED): Well, that’s why I put an anti-irony charm on it!
FRED (OR GEORGE): Excellent.

The Littlest Voldemort

BABY TOM RIDDLE: Sometimes snakes whisper to me. They tell me where to hide the bodies.

GINNY: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[*crickets*]

HARRY: … That’s hot.

HERMIONE: LET ME TELL YOU, HOGWARTS, HOW DEEPLY I DO NOT CARE THAT RONALD IS SNOGGING SOMEONE ELSE.

LUPIN: NO THEY ARE NOT UP TO ANYTHING HARRY THAT IS RIDICULOUS WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO BITTER AND ANGRY????

TONKS: Sweetheart, I told you not to forget your Werewolf Midol.

SNAPE: Excuse me, POTTER, I was hoping to have a cryptically bitchy conversation with the headmaster.

DUMBLEDORE: You are no assassin, Draco.

DRACO: YOU DON’T KNOW ME! I CURSED KATIE BELL TO TAKE A NECKLACE THAT MIGHT EVENTUALLY GET TO YOU! I MADE SURE THAT MEAD THAT MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE GIVEN AWAY BY HORACE SLUGHORN WAS POISONED! I SPENT A REALLY, REALLY LONG TIME SCREWING AROUND WITH CABINETS!

DUMBLEDORE: Draco… these actions are so convoluted and weak that I cannot help but feel that you are perhaps a bit of a pussy.

There’s much, much more over at m15m.

Cleolinda is genius.

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