Things AJ knows about Men in Black going in:
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Will Smith is in it.
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There are aliens, and some kind of Masquerade.
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There are government agents (the Men in Black).
Updates are in the comments.
38 thoughts on “Movie Marathon Weekend: Men in Black”
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First impressions:
– The title text is strangely unpresuming.
– This was all based on a comic? So it’s a comic book movie!
– One epic bug trip.
There’s some kind of analogy being drawn between “illegal aliens” and really illegal aliens wha. WHA. IT’S AN ALIEN THING
HOT DAMN I like this movie beginning. Everything is SHOWN not TOLD.
Memory removal stick. I want one. For reasons that y’all probably know.
Will Smith is a cop and not really a thug! Awesome! Also, what the hell is up with the perp. HE’S AN ALIEN, obviously.
The eyes. O_O
And now the guy is dead. I guess… not an alien?
And now a fireball has hit a pickup truck. Of an abusive fucker, at that. and omg the fucker is dead. And now he’s alive. kind of.
This is a horror movie.
“I’ve never seen sugar do that.”
Well… the wife is still alive… I hope she has a good happy life of freedom and away from this monster rolling the wheel out of the pit.
Oh Will Smith, you’re so honest. Innocently honest. And yet very Will Smith.
Argh, it’s Kay with the memory stick.
OMG WHAT GROWING HEAD REGROWING HEAD THINGY WHA
My expression and Will Smith’s match right about now.
what memory stick what.
But
But what about the rest of the movie?!
O.O <– whenever an alien shows up in this freaking movie
EVEN IF IT’S THE SAME ONE OMG.
Hey, I want egg chairs.
Why are they taking an exam in egg chairs without desks? Poor Will Smith, he’s really the Harry Potter of this world, I suspect.
I like the “figure out the threat” test.
Eye test. Ah, they all failed. Good, they seemed snotty.
Wow, Will Smith has an interesting view on the world. He’s very creature-agnostic.
O.O x 4
“Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.” I like that.
I like how the sitting montage as time passes really shows us that the protagonist doesn’t have much of a life to eliminate (no kids, no significant others, etc).
var J = Will Smith
got it.
I don’t like how the Big Bad (apparently) stared at the guy with the cat. :( I hope nothing bad happens to them.
“Don’t ever touch the red button” = we will need to touch it before the movie ends!
Oh, and the guy with a cat is an alien. Alien royalty. Ok, this is awesome. I still hope nothing bad happens to him.
Yeah, hope the alien was registered and they saw that.
What the tentcale what alien what it’s kind of cute.
Apparently the wife is living free.
I’m with you, Will Smith. Better story was needed.
“You kicked him out. And now that he’s gone…” I *like* Will Smith. J.
No one knew what to do with the cat. Apparently.
“I hate the living” O.o
OH MY GODS HUMAN MECHS.
Kay you’re a liar.
Kay loves somebody. That was surprisingly touching.
Also, what happened to the kitty? :(
The kitty’s called Orion, isn’t it? Also, dead guy coming up.
Kickback on the noisy cricket is something harsh.
Pug = alien. Cat = alien? Pug “owner” = Death Eater?
HAH Called it on the cat being called Orion! Also, wow, galaxy. How does it fit into that little thing.
I really don’t like how quickly the woman became the love interest and then the kidnap victim. Also, is the cat okay?
Zed puts the jaded in… something.
The world’s going to be destroyed!
“Yeah. Sucks.”
Why doesn’t Kay have to Memory Flash all those people he drove past?
Also, yay, she saved herself! I think!
SHOOT THE WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS WITH YOUR BFGS ALREADY OH NOW IT’S TOO LATE YOU IDIOTS
Took a while to shoot that gun, Kay. Also, this movie reminds me of Ghostbusters in a couple of ways, not the least is the goop all over people.
Also HE’S NOT DEAD OMG.
Ah, now he is. Yay morgue doctor woman!
Kay’s story arc… I didn’t really feel it. I know he’ll have someone at the end of this, but … it’s ending too soon. But I guess that’s better than ending way too late.
I guess you don’t have to flashy-thing those people in the tunnel.
I like that Morgue Woman became an MiB too.
Bag of galaxy marbles what
Also: SEATBELTS. WEAR THEM PEOPLE.
Also: I don’t like the ending credits song.
If Netflix let me rate this movie (which it won’t), I would rate it 3 of 5 stars. I liked it well enough.