Artificial tree, six feet tall, thinnish but not too thin.
And pre-lit, with the usual colored lights from the late 20th century.
And… a secondary lighting system of fiber optic lighting, with five different color-change settings.
$40. (Markdown of 50% as it’s the 23rd. Guy at the counter offered me a bigger discount if I took the one on display, but I said nuh. Would like the box.)
Unfortunately my camera battery is completely dead, so while it’s recharging, the tree might have gotten decorated (slightly) in the time being.
But there shall be pictures [tomorrow]!